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castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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grinned:

Tyler Carter & Michael Bohn of Issues by WheresBryce on Flickr.

wecansexy:

katara is an inspiration to us all she was one of the only ones who had hope that the avatar would return and then she ended up banging the avatar. think of katara in times of need

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"Sleep doesn’t relieve my exhaustion anymore."
July 7, 2014 (via synthopia)

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